Konlistcib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy dragon.

Konlistcib created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konlistcib, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Konlistcib, she will cry a lot.

Konlistcib's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Konlistcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Konlistcib.