Dudflowgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic goat.

Dudflowgep created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudflowgep, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dudflowgep, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dudflowgep's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dudflowgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dudflowgep.

5. Never look in ponds.