Sawlopvid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind troll.

Sawlopvid created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sawlopvid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sawlopvid, she will boil you in a big pot.

Sawlopvid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sawlopvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.