Gepgubhim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying owl.

Gepgubhim created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepgubhim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gepgubhim, he will torture you forever.

Gepgubhim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gepgubhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink alcohol.