Sadmatlad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sapient wyvern.

Sadmatlad created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadmatlad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sadmatlad, it will not care at all.

Sadmatlad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sadmatlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.