Fedrapnill is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, stupid owl.

Fedrapnill created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fedrapnill, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fedrapnill, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fedrapnill's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fedrapnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise dresses.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Do not commit murder.