Gadhaktarg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, overgenerous sheep.

Gadhaktarg created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhaktarg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gadhaktarg, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gadhaktarg's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gadhaktarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never play with disobedient children.