Yogbarnfon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying raven.

Yogbarnfon created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbarnfon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yogbarnfon, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Yogbarnfon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Yogbarnfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yogbarnfon's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Never wear black hats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.