Milhog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring pigeon.

Milhog created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milhog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Milhog, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Milhog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Milhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.