Podquimwod is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fussy goose.

Podquimwod created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Podquimwod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podquimwod, he will not care.

Podquimwod's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Podquimwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Podquimwod on top of important buildings.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.