Flabdidmat Bodflanvil is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent swallow.

Flabdidmat Bodflanvil created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flabdidmat Bodflanvil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flabdidmat Bodflanvil, he will cry a lot.

Flabdidmat Bodflanvil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flabdidmat Bodflanvil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.