Linhanlit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, proud bat.

Linhanlit created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linhanlit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Linhanlit, it will turn you into a duck.

Linhanlit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Linhanlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near mice.

2. Linhanlit loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Linhanlit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away if five tapirs approach from the west.