Pinpangdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, blissful lion.

Pinpangdit created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinpangdit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinpangdit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Pinpangdit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pinpangdit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pinpangdit.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pray towards the north.