Fotgodkip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing goose.

Fotgodkip created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fotgodkip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fotgodkip, he will not care at all.

Fotgodkip's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fotgodkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Run away if three eagles approach from the east.

5. Run away from blue birds, for they are unholy.