Jarnbesttarg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unfair coyote.

Jarnbesttarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbesttarg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jarnbesttarg, he will not care at all.

Jarnbesttarg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jarnbesttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.