Sathapyog Fudtiffob is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful swallow.

Sathapyog Fudtiffob created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sathapyog Fudtiffob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sathapyog Fudtiffob, she will turn you into a rat.

Sathapyog Fudtiffob's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sathapyog Fudtiffob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Sathapyog Fudtiffob must be the most important thing in your life.