Tandibtar Nabcisszim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet tapir.

Tandibtar Nabcisszim created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tandibtar Nabcisszim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tandibtar Nabcisszim, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tandibtar Nabcisszim's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tandibtar Nabcisszim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tandibtar Nabcisszim.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Never talk about cell theory.