Sawsandbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring crane.

Sawsandbat created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Sawsandbat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sawsandbat, it will strike you with lightening.

Sawsandbat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sawsandbat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. You must never eat corn.