Bestsommot is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unfair seal.

Bestsommot created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bestsommot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bestsommot, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bestsommot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bestsommot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from gray sharks for they are unholy.