Satnillflam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous penguin.

Satnillflam created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Satnillflam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Satnillflam, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Satnillflam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Satnillflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Never wear blue coats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never think about asteroids.