Nurtkenquatspag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient mouse.

Nurtkenquatspag created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtkenquatspag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurtkenquatspag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nurtkenquatspag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nurtkenquatspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must pray to Nurtkenquatspag eight times a day.