Fub is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, staggering wasp.

Fub created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Fub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fub, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fub's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.