Yaklamjap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, kind hedgehog.

Yaklamjap created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Yaklamjap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yaklamjap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yaklamjap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yaklamjap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yaklamjap.

2. Yaklamjap loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never paint your hands fawn.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Yaklamjap on top of all buildings.