Cebbabwig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, weak crow.

Cebbabwig created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebbabwig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebbabwig, she will turn you into a worm.

Cebbabwig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cebbabwig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven voles approach from the east.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.