Tapsinrutt is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty
swan.
Tapsinrutt created a photon seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tapsinrutt, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tapsinrutt, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Tapsinrutt's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Tapsinrutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tapsinrutt.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.