Arnyarpguthas Sagortpas is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive dragonfly.

Arnyarpguthas Sagortpas created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnyarpguthas Sagortpas, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arnyarpguthas Sagortpas, she will cry a lot.

Arnyarpguthas Sagortpas' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Arnyarpguthas Sagortpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Arnyarpguthas Sagortpas must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.