Tafbodnat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair hyena.

Tafbodnat created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbodnat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tafbodnat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tafbodnat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tafbodnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Tafbodnat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.