Tintonrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awesome goblin.

Tintonrot created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tintonrot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tintonrot, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tintonrot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tintonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Tintonrot first in all things.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.