Mobkadhan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent alligator.

Mobkadhan created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mobkadhan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobkadhan, it will turn you into a plant.

Mobkadhan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Mobkadhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect eight silver sculptures of Mobkadhan on top of important buildings.