Vidloopgat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, conceited fox.

Vidloopgat created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidloopgat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vidloopgat, he will make you grow a tail.

Vidloopgat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vidloopgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide if three voles approach from the west.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vidloopgat.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vidloopgat.