Vidloopgat is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, conceited
fox.
Vidloopgat created a photon seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vidloopgat, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Vidloopgat, he will make you grow a tail.
Vidloopgat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Vidloopgat's Holy Commandments1. Never look at comets.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Hide if three voles approach from the west.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Vidloopgat.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vidloopgat.