Flygepgat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome crow.

Flygepgat created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flygepgat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flygepgat, he will turn you into a slug.

Flygepgat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Flygepgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to sharks while wearing orange kilts.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Flygepgat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.