Bidfonbed Dudpogcud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, impressive jackal.

Bidfonbed Dudpogcud created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidfonbed Dudpogcud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bidfonbed Dudpogcud, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bidfonbed Dudpogcud's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bidfonbed Dudpogcud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bark.