Quamshavnell is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving hedgehog.

Quamshavnell created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quamshavnell, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quamshavnell, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Quamshavnell's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Quamshavnell's Holy Commandments

1. Quamshavnell loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about galaxies.