Fed is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient ant.

Fed created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fed, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fed, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fed's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fed's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help bats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not covet oxen.