Standablig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering camel.

Standablig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Standablig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Standablig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Standablig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Standablig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must love Standablig.

3. Hide if six geese approach from the south.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.