Dogbinkenquimsoghomtonkam Zimdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless rat.

Dogbinkenquimsoghomtonkam Zimdiss created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogbinkenquimsoghomtonkam Zimdiss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogbinkenquimsoghomtonkam Zimdiss, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dogbinkenquimsoghomtonkam Zimdiss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dogbinkenquimsoghomtonkam Zimdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.