Jadbodfit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, egotistical deer.

Jadbodfit created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadbodfit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadbodfit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Jadbodfit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jadbodfit's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jadbodfit.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Never bounce in the presence of sharks.