Flanlakbog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous jellyfish.

Flanlakbog created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Flanlakbog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flanlakbog, she will send you a sign.

Flanlakbog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Flanlakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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