Higpinhat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, prudent dingo.

Higpinhat created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Higpinhat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Higpinhat, she will think nothing of it.

Higpinhat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Higpinhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Higpinhat.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.