Fumspagsid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful dog.

Fumspagsid created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Fumspagsid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fumspagsid, he will turn you into a dog.

Fumspagsid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fumspagsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always obey Fumspagsid's priests.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Fumspagsid must be the most important thing in your life.