Fumspagsid is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful
dog.
Fumspagsid created gold four years ago.
If you believe in
Fumspagsid, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fumspagsid, he will turn you into a dog.
Fumspagsid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Fumspagsid's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat rice.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Always obey Fumspagsid's priests.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Fumspagsid must be the most important thing in your life.