Yarlbosslan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented snail.

Yarlbosslan created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbosslan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yarlbosslan, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Yarlbosslan's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Yarlbosslan's Holy Commandments

1. Yarlbosslan loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Run away if eight ants approach from the west.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.