Mutcusscip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-assured hummingbird.

Mutcusscip created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutcusscip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutcusscip, she will think nothing of it.

Mutcusscip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Mutcusscip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Mutcusscip loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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