Rantabved is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, all-knowing
hedgehog.
Rantabved created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rantabved, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rantabved, it will be very sad.
Rantabved's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Rantabved's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about gooseberries.
2. Always obey Rantabved's priests.
3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.