Rantabved is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-knowing hedgehog.

Rantabved created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rantabved, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rantabved, it will be very sad.

Rantabved's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rantabved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Always obey Rantabved's priests.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.