Bidbassquill is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, thoughtless squid.

Bidbassquill created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbassquill, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bidbassquill, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bidbassquill's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bidbassquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Worship no other gods but Bidbassquill.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.