Zedbig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind gnu.

Zedbig created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Zedbig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zedbig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zedbig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Zedbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Never wear rings.
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