Gennurtwon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise rat.

Gennurtwon created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gennurtwon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gennurtwon, he will laugh at you.

Gennurtwon's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gennurtwon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never paint your face gray.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.