Yartnarlfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, self-confident wombat.

Yartnarlfeb created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartnarlfeb, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yartnarlfeb, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yartnarlfeb's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yartnarlfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yartnarlfeb.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.