Fidbesswon is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish
alligator.
Fidbesswon created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fidbesswon, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Fidbesswon, he will cry a lot.
Fidbesswon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Fidbesswon's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about grasshopers.
2. Do not wear violet clothing.
3. You must never eat tomatoes.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never wear trousers.