Fidbesswon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish alligator.

Fidbesswon created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidbesswon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fidbesswon, he will cry a lot.

Fidbesswon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fidbesswon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear trousers.