Komfetfut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty cow.

Komfetfut created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Komfetfut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Komfetfut, it will cry a lot.

Komfetfut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Komfetfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Put Komfetfut first in all things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about fire.