Podnarlsug is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciless troll.

Podnarlsug created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Podnarlsug, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Podnarlsug, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Podnarlsug's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Podnarlsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Erect four carbon sculptures of Podnarlsug on top of important buildings.